Feature Production
Full production of a feature length film, mostly of a cat staring at a bird.
Budget is spent largely on tuna.
Documentary Unit
Nature documentaries filmed from the window, narrated by a very serious voice.
Subjects include squirrels, pigeons and a distant cat.
Trailer Editing
Turn ninety minutes of nothing into two minutes of drama, with a deep voice and loud music.
Every trailer ends with a cat knocking something over.